Capitalism is misunderstood. The idea is not to make as much money as possible, but to do as little work as possible, whilst making enough money to live as comfortably as possible. Most modern technology has been designed to save human labour, and then misused to force you to undertake more labour. Its inventors imagined themselves, by degrees, lifting the yoke – the outcome of all their enterprise has been just the opposite. This is a tragedy.

The Workers’ Press exists to allow you the opportunity to escape. It is a small library of stories, written and typeset for your enjoyment. Please take this opportunity to print one out, put your feet up on your desk, and claim back some of the time that was intended for you.

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